By Coy Pink

From the observation deck

So here’s my (the husband’s) quick take on the strip club the other night:

Holy crap.  I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything hotter than watching Roxy take my wife’s hand and slowly slide it up her leg, all the while rubbing her pussy back and forth across my wife’s leg, rubbing her tits and sticking her chest up to my wife’s face.   And this was the girl she picked out.  And I went and got her.  Damn I’m one lucky guy.  Of course, sadly, just as we were leaving, the girl from our last visit who let Coy suck her nipples was walking in.  Guess we’ll have to arrive a bit later next time…

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Just dance

Kids dropped off at babysitter’s house – check.
Down a couple of drinks – check.
Wallet full of cash – check.
Looks like we’re ready to hit up the strip club!

We pull into the parking lot at the club and have no trouble finding parking because it is D-E-A-D.  Admittedly, we’re there pretty early for a Saturday night.  So while there will be less chance for shy little me to blend in, I know we’ll have our pick of dancers.  This is our third visit to this club.  My third visit to a strip club ever.  I’m more comfortable there now but there is still a part of me that feels a bit sheepish.  It’s a mixture of nervousness and excitement.  Other than the dancers and waitresses, I’m the only girl there.  I find this fact equal parts silly and thrilling.  I especially stand out tonight since there are only about ten patrons in the club.  But I know that my husband is enjoying this.  Walking in there together is a statement to all who see us – this guy is getting laid tonight.  We pay our cover charge, pick out a seat, and settle in to watch the girls shake their stuff.

The dancer that is on stage when we come in is a bit scary.  I waste no time telling Hub that I don’t care to have a private dance with her.  (She came to talk to us later on in the night and it turns out she has the same name as one of our daughters.  Yet another reason I wouldn’t be enjoying that dance!)  We sip our drinks as we watch the girls cycle through on the stage.  They’re beautiful.  Many of them are quite impressive with their pole skills.  I am earnestly trying to decipher their tattoos.  I wonder about their lives.  I marvel at how they walk on shoes with such high heels.  But I need to stop thinking, picking apart the situation and start enjoying show.  I’m missing out on all of the jiggling tits and pussy flashing while I’m busy wondering if they ever fall over on stage.  Sometimes it’s hard for me to turn off my brain and just let go.

When it becomes clear that we’ve seen all of the dancers working that night, I tell my husband which two I might be interested in getting a private dance from.  One is an older (by strip club standards) blond.  She’s not too tall, has a nice body, and doesn’t appear aloof (this is important to me).  The other dancer I point out is Roxy.  Although she’s very beautiful, she doesn’t have the stereotypical look of a stripper.  It’s obvious that without her giant shoes, she is of average height.  She has straight brown hair cut in an inverted bob (I love this cut).  Her body is amazing.  Not stick thin, curvy in all the right places.  The clincher – her glasses.  She looks smart and sassy as she crosses the club to the stage.  She looks like a real girl.  She’s confident and sexy, never once getting the bored look on her face that many strippers have.  She’s my first choice.  We wait to see if she will work her way to our table but she never does.  Hub takes matters into his own hands and approaches her.  Though she hasn’t danced for many women or couples, she agrees.  We follow her back to the VIP dance area.

She points to the seat I should sit in and slips off her shoes.  She chats with me for a minute, waiting for the next song to start.  My husband is sitting on the seat next to mine, smiling over at us.  She slips off her sheer skirt as the song starts and moves closer to me.  She has me spread my legs and straddles my knee.  She grinds herself onto me and I am in heaven as she leans in close.  It’s all happening in a blur.  One moment she’s standing in front of me, shaking her ass.  The next she’s right up in my face, allowing my hands to caress her hips and thighs.  I want to touch her but I don’t want to be rude.  She likely deals with men groping her all the time, I want to be different.  I look up into her face and want to melt.  She pulls her top down and lets me touch her breasts.  At this moment I am aware of nothing more than this gorgeous girl, right in my face, biting my neck, and allowing me to touch her hungrily.  Too soon the song ends.  I look expectantly over at my husband, my eyes asking for permission for one more dance.  He eagerly agrees.  The second dance is more of the same intoxicating hotness.  She is all over me.  Running her hands across my breasts as she wiggles on my lap, moaning softly in my ear.  I lose myself in the moment, believing for the few short minutes she’s with me that she wants to be there.

The second song ends and we stand up.  She and I both giggle nervously.  I thank her, telling her how cute I think she is.  She smiles and compliments me on my hair.  I am floating.  My husband pays her and he and I walk back to our table.  More people are filling the club now and it appears that more dancers are working.  We chat and laugh together, enjoying our evening.  I tell him he can get a dance if he likes, I won’t be jealous.  He smiles at me, saying he’s just happy to be there with me.  I beam, thinking to myself what a lucky girl I am.  We watch the dancers for a while longer but I don’t see anyone else I’m dying to get a private dance from.  I can see that the night isn’t going quite the way Hub had planned.  He scans the club, looking for Roxy.  One more dance?, he asks.  Who am I to turn that kind of offer down?  He finds Roxy and she leads me by the hand to the back of the VIP area.

The last dance is much like the first two but with more roaming hands.  She leads my hand up the inside of her thigh.  I run my hands across her chest.  I wish I could kiss her.  I try to savor the moment and soak it all in, knowing we’ll be leaving soon.  She laughs and smiles at my husband.  She is so sweet and adorable, I wish I could take her home with me.  As Hub pays her she mischievously says she’ll be keeping her eye out for the two of us.  After the treatment she’s given me tonight, I’ll be looking for her too.  Roxy is my new dream girl.

Having spent a good deal of time and money at the club, we decide it’s time to leave.  Time to head back to our real life.  We walk to the car, hand in hand.  I’m still floating in a dreamy state, on a high from being so close to a girl.  We get into the car, Hub in the drivers seat.  We may be heading back to our lives of being Mommy and Daddy but there is still some time until we get to the kids.  The gleam in my husband’s eye tells me he has something planned for the drive.  Little do I know this night will end up being one of the hottest nights ever.

Bonus sexy video:

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All I can say right now is

OMFG!  Best night EVER!

Strip club:  lots of fun and I got three lap dances from the cutest girl ever.

The rest of the evening:  so f-ing hot I could barely contain myself!  If I detail the entire night, it’s going to make for one heck of a long post.

My observation for the week:  sharing a sex blog with your partner leads to amazing sex!

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