TMI Tuesday #195

1. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party? Same-sex or mixed? Do my husband and I count as a group?

2. When masturbating, as you reach orgasm, do you continue to stimulate yourself without interruption, or do you stop and apply pressure until your spasms subside? Or?  I usually continue to stimulate myself until I’m actually coming.  Then the feelings are generally so intense, I stop and just enjoy the pleasure.

3. Have you ever video’ed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Where are they now? Yes, I have videoed myself (and been videoed) while I was masturbating.  I believe all of those videos now reside on my husband’s computer.

4. Have you ever look at porn online? Have you ever posted at porn online? Yes, I’ve looked at porn online and do so from time to time.  And if you consider anything on my site porn, yes, I’ve posted porn online.

5. Do you send/recieve dirty email jokes and pictures? Hell yes!

Bonus: Have you ever told someone they were good in bed when they weren’t? I don’t think I’ve ever lied about someone’s performance in bed.  I may have withheld comment on less-than-good sex but I’ve never praised someone when it wasn’t due.

TMI Tuesday #194

1. Where was the first place you ever had sex?  In my room in my parents’ house.

2. How often do you lie?  I try very hard to never lie because #1 – I’m no good at it and #2 – I can’t keep track of what I’ve lied about.  However, I do sometimes tell “little white lies”, mostly to cover my ass when I’ve said something I shouldn’t have in front of my kids.

3. If you could only be one, would you rather be smart or good looking?  I’d rather be smart.  It may be easier to attract people with looks but if there’s nothing else interesting about me, their interest will fade.  However, if I’m smart, I can devise a plan to make my self attractive to others and also figure out how to keep them coming back for more.

4. Have you ever passed out or suffered memory loss from drinking too much?  I’ve never passed out but there are a few nights where I’m a bit fuzzy when it comes to the details about what happened after alcohol was consumed.  Thankfully I have my husband to look out for and take care of me when I get in such a state.

5. Top or bottom?  Sex position:  either.  In regards to who’s running the show during sex:  I’ll take either role but I much prefer to be a bottom.

Bonus: Do you have any catalogs for toys/videos/lingerie delivered to your home?  We used to get stuff from Adam and Eve but I think Alec asked them to stop sending catalogs.  We get the Fredrick’s of Hollywood catalog as well as Victoria Secret.

TMI Tuesday #187 (HNT anniversary edition)

I couldn’t pass up doing this TMI Tuesday as I am a regular participant in Half-Nekkid Thursday.

It was 4 years ago today that Half-Nekkid Thursday (HNT) became an official thing. Happy Birthday and thanks for the memories.

1. Have you ever participated in HNT? If so, when? If not, why not?  Yes, I regularly participate in HNT.  In fact, my first blog post here was for HNT.

2. Have you ever avoided certain sites because of the HNT pictures that were posted?  No, I haven’t avoided anyone because of their pictures.  I quite enjoy the range of pictures posted each week.

3. Have you ever posted a HNT picture that you wish that you hadn’t?  I don’t think so.  There are certainly some pictures I’ve posted that I like less than others but none that I regret.

4. Do you email/text/call anyone regularly with someone you met through HNT?  I’m not sure if I “met” Lucy, Dangerous Lilly,and Bad Bad Girl through HNT (I might have discovered them just before I found HNT) but if I did, I still chat/Twitter with them quite often. (P.S.  Happy birthday, Lilly!)

5. What percentage of your online friends are current or former HNTers?  Ummm, probably more than 50% (I’m horrible at estimating).

6. Does anyone in your “real” life know that you do HNT (if, of course, you do)?  Yes.  I have a few real life friends who know about my blog and thus, know about my participation in HNT.

7. Other than previously-known friends, have you met any fellow HNTers?  Yes.  I’ve met Scarlet Lotus St. Syr and Butchtastic Kyle, both of whom participate in HNT.

8. Have you ever downloaded someone else’s HNT pictures?  No but sometimes I’m lucky enough to get to see some HNT pictures ahead of time (thank you Dangerous Lilly and Lucy!).

BONUS QUESTION: Have you ever submitted a picture for “…the Other HNT”?  Yes, back when I first started the blog I submitted one or two pictures to OHNT.  But, really, I’m not holding much back here picture-wise so there’s not really a point to me posting to OHNT when I’m not opposed to having pictures of myself posted here.

TMI Tuesday #168

I know I’ve been awful about updating my blog lately.  So I’m trying to jump start my writing with a few easy things.

1. Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you dislike/don’t get along with?

I think I would rather be stranded with someone.  Alone there’s no chance for me to have any contact with another human.  At least if I’m stuck with someone there’s always the chance we could come to like each other.

2. Would you rather accidentally walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you?

Oh, my…  Neither one of those options sounds the least bit appealing to me.  I’m going to have to say that I’d rather have them walk in on me.  Then I wouldn’t have to be the one trying to erase unwanted images from my brain.

3. Would you rather be snapped by paparazzi during a nipple slip or while exiting a car with out any underwear?
(guys, consider similar circumstances)

I would choose to have the nipple slip captured on film.  Not too embarrassing for me considering I’ve shown way more than that on this blog!

4. Would you rather not have sex for two years or not be able to use the Internet for two years?

As painful as it would be, I would give up the internet before I’d give up sex.  To not have sex with my husband for two years just to have internet access would be ridiculous and would likely ruin our relationship.  No contest!

5. Would you rather find true love or 1 million dollars?

Since I’ve already found true love, I’ll choose the million dollar option.  Yes, I’m a cheater. 

Bonus (as in optional): If you had to choose *one* sexual position for the rest of your life, what would it be? Why?

The sexual position I would choose would be missionary.  Not the most exciting, I know, but it’s my favorite.  I always have amazing orgasms that way and I love the closeness I feel with Alec when his face is right next to mine.

TMI Tuesday #162

1. What is your favorite Thanksgiving food? Stuffing!  I like the dangerous kind that’s cooked inside the turkey.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Wow.  This is a tough one.  I was going to say Poison but they’ve passed their prime and are fading away quite nicely on their own.  So who will be?  Maybe Barry Manilow.  He just came out with a new monstrosity of an album, The Greatest Hits of the Eighties (covers of others’ songs).  Truly awful.  Great.  Now I have Copa Cabana stuck in my head.
3. You seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? More knee socks, coffee, and dinner out.
4. What is your favorite curse word? I’ll probably have to go with ‘fuck’.  But since I have kids and choose not to swear around them, my favorite replacement swear word is ‘crap’.
5. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? I would go back to see my aunt who has passed away.  I’d make sure to let her know just how special she was to me.  (Do we get bonus points for this question if we actually know who Rufus is?)
Bonus (as in optional):  You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be? Super strength.  I could help people and get quite a bit done around my own house!

TMI Tuesday #161

I have a couple of posts in the works. Until they’re posted though, another meme!

1. When did you last use your cellular telephone as a flashlight?  Uh… never.

2. On a scale from 1-10, how comfy are you being naked?  If I’m home with family, I’d say about an 8. Anywhere else, about a 2, especially if it’s somewhere well lit.

3. What is the longest you’ve ever been celibate after having lost your virginity?  A couple of months, maybe? I think when I started having sex as a young teenager, my partners/experiences were pretty spread out.

4. Have you ever had sex in a car? If yes, since you were a teenager? I don’t believe I’ve ever had full on sex in a car. Shocking! Sex acts, however, I have performed in a car. Most of those experiences have actually occured quite recently.

5. When did you last use food or drink as medication?  With alcohol, probably last week. There were a few days there where I felt like I deserved a drink after a hard day of mothering. Medicating with food, on the other hand… well, that happens all the time, unfortunately.

Bonus: Name three words that:
a) get you excited – kisses, spank, weekend
b) make you squirm – puncture, episiotomy, impale
c) make you laugh – babby, scrumbly, cooch

TMI Tuesday #160

1. Ever been skinny dipping?  Yes.  A few times when I was a teenager.  As an adult, in the hot tub at our last house.

2. How often do you kiss or make out without it simply being a foreplay activity?  I kiss Alec every opportunity I get.  But making out?  Almost always leads to something more.  So it’s not often that we make out and leave it at that.

3. On a scale of 1-10, how content are you with your life? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest) Do you think ‘content’ and ‘happy’ the same thing?  I would say I’m at an 8.  There are a few things going on in my life now that are not to my liking.  But I’m working on them and trying not to let the bad parts out weigh the good things.  I do not think being happy and being content are the same thing.  I think you can be content with your life without necessarily being happy.

4. What do you do to relieve stress?  Have sex, drink, go out with friends, veg in front of the TV.

5. What was the special trait in your first lover that made you decide that they were “the one?”  I don’t think I ever thought of my first lover as “the one.”  I decided to have sex with him simply to get the first time out of the way (romantic, no?).  Though Alec wasn’t my first, I knew he was “the one” because I couldn’t bear to be away from him.  I wanted to spend every moment with him.  That feeling hasn’t lessened over the 15 years we’ve been together. 

Bonus: How old were you when you first had sex? (positive experiences here…)  I was 15.  It was ridiculous.  I distinctly remember thinking, “If this is sex, I’m not impressed.”