Mr. Alec has been asking me to compile a wish list. Seeing as wish list=new toys for me, there’s really no reason for me to put this off any longer. So without further delay, I present The Coy Pink Wish List.
For my Hitachi Magic Wand, the Gee Whizzard attachment. I’m fond of the Hitachi but not a HUGE fan of it like some of you out there. Perhaps this will help move the Hitachi up on my list of favorite toys. UPDATE: Before I published this post, the Gee Whizzard showed up on my desk! Thanks, Alec. I tried it out last night and I like it!
The Rock Chick. I’ve heard too many good things about this one to leave it off my list. UPDATE: I am spoiled! This toy, too, showed up on my desk before I could publish this post. I tried it out a little bit the other night after we had sex. I had intended to use it *before* sex but we got a little carried away. I’ll come back with more opinions on this toy after I’ve given it a proper try.
The Mighty Magenta dildo. I have no reason for wanting this one other than I want it. Fair enough, right?
Rubber whip. Looks like fun and perhaps a good stepping stone to something more serious…
Ursula Reversible Corset. Black on one side, pink on the other. And of course I’ll need these ruffle panties (let’s say it again: in pink, please) to go with it.
I think I could go on and on with this list. But the larger it gets, the less chance I have of getting the things I really want as opposed to the things I just sort of want. I’ll also start to look like a greedy bitch if I add too many things, right? No need to do that! Hopefully I’ve given Alec enough good ideas. We’re heading into present season (my birthday, Christmas) soon; perhaps one of these days I’ll see an item I’ve mentioned all wrapped up with a pretty bow, waiting for me. I’ll be sure to let you know if that happens!
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I’ll start off by saying I’m not a huge fan of porn. If all porn were to disappear from the face of the earth tomorrow (perish the thought!), I wouldn’t shed a tear. Much of the commercially-produced porn is so ridiculous, I can’t get into it. The beautiful girls make me self conscious. Many of the men are downright creepy looking. And some of the sex acts (pussy slapping? really?) leave me scratching my head. But I’ll also admit that there have been times that a sexy video here and there has spiced things up for Hub and me. So it can’t be all bad, right?
I’ve narrowed down my tastes enough to be able to say that the kind of porn I like features REAL people. I would much rather watch a mildly attractive real couple having unscripted sex than a perfect 10 man and woman (or two women) acting out scenes. For me, genuine enjoyment is much more exciting than fantasy sex. Maybe it’s the voyeur in me that enjoys watching the real people, as if I’m peeking in on their secret, sexy action. Whatever the reason, to me, real people equals real hot.
Next on my list of Coy Approved Porn would be videos featuring girl-on-girl action. If those girls happen to not look like the typical porn star (as per my first preference – real people), all the better! But being that I’m not that in to porn, where do I look to find something that fits the bill? Amazing husband to the rescue! If girl-on-girl videos are what his wife wants, girl-on-girl videos are what his wife gets. Hub’s searching, with my criteria in mind, led him to Abby Winters. These videos are unscripted sex with pretty but normal looking girls. Jackpot! Not long after his discovery, low and behold, The Girl Sessions DVD arrives at my door. What a sneaky guy he is. Though I haven’t watched the entire video, I would highly recommend it.
I believe the only remaining category of porn I’d spend my time watching would include: sex acts I’d like to recreate. I’m just starting to delve into this area and I think it would be fun to start compiling a “to do” list of favorites. I must get going with my research! I’m sure my faithful assistant will have no problem helping me with my investigation. I posted one favorite the other day in my ’Bits and pieces‘ entry. The scene involves a very happy looking woman giving a blowjob/handjob to a man that results in cum all over her breasts. That one should be easy enough to tick off the “to do” list, shouldn’t it? It also leaves me wondering why haven’t we already done this? Apparently I’ve been living under a rock where I was unaware of how hot I think cum on tits is.
When it comes to porn, I am a woman of simple tastes: give me real people, give me girl/girl action, give me actual couples engaging in play I want to recreate with my husband (or another girl). As Hub and I pick our way through the internet, combing through the vast quantities of sex videos out there, we’ll be sure to share our favorite finds with you. And if you should have a video that fits my requirements, please send us the link. After all, it’s only polite to share!
Pink bondage tape arrived in the mail yesterday. WAHOO! My husband is so good to me. Expect pictures and a review this week.
Don’t you hate it when a super sexy moment is ruined by something silly? The husband took me outside last night into the cool night air (our house was sweltering). Neighbors on one side of us were having a party and there was the possibility of being seen by the neighbors on the other side of us as well. He laid me down on a blanket in the grass and started kissing me. All was well for a few minutes until…. the stupid ass bugs started to eat me! And when they weren’t eating me, they were buzzing in my ear. I’d like to say I’m the kind of lady who wouldn’t let a few little bugs get to me but I can’t. Bugs on me=I can’t concentrate on sexy fun=I’m not having any sexy fun. But all was not lost. We had a good laugh about the insects and took our activities back inside. We planted ourselves in front of a fan and orgasms were had by all. Take that, mosquitoes!
Barring any unforeseen developments, we’ll be hitting up the strip club next Saturday. I’m torn – visit the club we usually go to or try a new one?
Half-Nekkid Thursday is going Olympic this week. Check out the details here. My terribly uncreative mind is having a hard time with this one. But I’m sure we’ll have fun figuring something out.
I had a lovely date with my man today. We went to see The Dark Knight and then, since the kids didn’t want to leave the grandparents yet, out to dinner and… wait for it… Target. Oh so romantic! The evening was filled with fun, flirting, and discussion about some of our fellow bloggers. Great dinnertime conversation!
To finish off, here’s a hot little video that I’ve added to my favorites. Enjoy!
One Redhook Sunrye (best beer EVER!) in me, sexy Enigma songs playing on the computer, husband painting the bathroom…. I feel like ripping his clothes off right this second and screwing him senseless.
