Feeling frisky on Friday

What do you get when you taunt your working husband with the knowledge that you’re going grocery shopping, in a skirt, with no panties and sporting an Njoy Pure Plug in your ass?  Well, in my house this kind of behavior gets your skirt pulled up, your ass spanked, and your pussy fucked.  It also gets you an order not to leave the bedroom until you have an orgasm.  And have an orgasm I did!  Thanks to my trusty rabbit and a little help from Alec and the Pure Plug.  Hey, if this is how each grocery shopping trip is going to end, I might have to shop like this more often.

I hope your Friday is going as well as mine is!

A bedtime tale

Last night, around 11pm, Coy says to me “I’m going to go get a drink of water, take a sleeping pill, then I’m going downstairs (to the sex cave) to have an orgasm before bed.  Would you like to come be involved or perhaps just watch?”  Decisions, decisions…

I quickly set up the child intercom/baby monitor (the sex cave is at the opposite end of the house) and ran downstairs to turn on the heater.  She arrived shortly thereafter and began to dig in the FYN Toychest for toys.  She pulled out her Curve and Xtreme Pack bullet, set them down on the bed and climbed in.  I stripped off my clothes and jumped in next to her.

Since my right arm has been bothering me for some time now, I’ve been laying on her left side and using my left hand to finger her during foreplay.  I’ve been doing this long enough that I’m pretty comfortable with it, and apparently I’m good at it too.

I started by rubbing her clit, back and forth over the hood, then slid my middle finger down and inside her.  Some number of months ago I started working on finding her g-spot and figuring out how to work it.  I’m still not 100% sure, as I can find many diagrams with conflicting information as to the exact location…  heck, even the general location.  But whatever, since I seem to be in the ballpark, I’ll keep doing what I’ve been doing.

After a few minutes of fingering her, rubbing her g-spot back and forth, in and out, I move back to her clit for a little bit, feeling it get harder and larger as I swirl my finger around it.  Then I slid my middle finger back inside her slowly, loving the way she moves and sounds as I enter her.  I kept firm pressure on the g-spot area and could feel it was more swollen then when I started.  I pulled out and then inserted my ring and middle fingers in and started stroking in and out for a minute.  As I pulled out to work her clit some more she said “Don’t stop what you’re doing.  Please.”  I love it when she tells me what she likes.

Back inside went my fingers, as my right hand found her nipple and I began to pinch and pull on it.  I began a rhythmic stroking of my fingers in and out of her vagina, attempting to apply upward pressure against her g-spot with each stroke.  I love doing this, but it takes longer to bring her to orgasm this way vs. her clit.  My hand sometimes needs a break, but this slower stroke wasn’t as tiring as other motions, using different, stronger muscles or something, so I was able to keep at it consistently.

I could feel her body reacting, getting closer and closer to orgasm.  Every pinch of her nipple would elicit a sound, every deep stroke of my fingers would bring a moan.  I paid close attention to the rhythm, knowing exactly how long to pause inside her before pulling out for another stroke.  In and out, I could feel her relax her muscles as she got close before bearing down and rocking her hips along with me.  She started to come, squeezing at my fingers, holding her breath as I kept up the pace for another half a minute.  As she caught her breath, she said “That was one of the best things I’ve ever felt in my entire life.”

I climbed on top of her and slid my dick inside, savoring the sounds she was making.  Now I could feel her getting incredibly wet as I pumped away.  Then I sat up, put her feet on my chest with her legs bent across her stomach, and began fucking her hard and deep, just how she likes it, watching her tits bounce around.

Next I had her on her knees, slapping her ass, grabbing her hips and taking long strokes.  After a few minutes I lubed up my thumb and started rubbing her asshole, then sliding it in as I continued to fuck her.  I could feel myself getting close, so I paused a few times to savor it, then finally slammed in deep and came hard.

We collapsed together onto the bed, toys completely forgotten.  Who needs ‘em?

HNT – Take it off

Working on being more than just half-nekkid…

TMI Tuesday #194

1. Where was the first place you ever had sex?  In my room in my parents’ house.

2. How often do you lie?  I try very hard to never lie because #1 – I’m no good at it and #2 – I can’t keep track of what I’ve lied about.  However, I do sometimes tell “little white lies”, mostly to cover my ass when I’ve said something I shouldn’t have in front of my kids.

3. If you could only be one, would you rather be smart or good looking?  I’d rather be smart.  It may be easier to attract people with looks but if there’s nothing else interesting about me, their interest will fade.  However, if I’m smart, I can devise a plan to make my self attractive to others and also figure out how to keep them coming back for more.

4. Have you ever passed out or suffered memory loss from drinking too much?  I’ve never passed out but there are a few nights where I’m a bit fuzzy when it comes to the details about what happened after alcohol was consumed.  Thankfully I have my husband to look out for and take care of me when I get in such a state.

5. Top or bottom?  Sex position:  either.  In regards to who’s running the show during sex:  I’ll take either role but I much prefer to be a bottom.

Bonus: Do you have any catalogs for toys/videos/lingerie delivered to your home?  We used to get stuff from Adam and Eve but I think Alec asked them to stop sending catalogs.  We get the Fredrick’s of Hollywood catalog as well as Victoria Secret.

Review – Acuvibe Mini

I am not a worshiper at the Shrine of the Hitachi Magic Wand.  I know scores of people who love it, sing it’s praises, cannot live without it, etc.  I am not one of those women.  I tried to love the Hitachi; gave it a fair shake, I think.  Just couldn’t get into it.  But when I saw the Acuvibe Mini, I thought perhaps this is a larger massager/vibrator that is more up my alley.

First off, I was so excited to open the box to discover that I’d received a pink Mini.  But if pink’s not your thing, Babeland also sells the Acuvibe Mini in blue.  The Mini is a lovely massager made by Human Touch that comes in a nice box with an instruction manual and the charging unit.  Yes, the Mini is rechargeable!  This is a plus for me as one of the things that bothered me about the Hitachi was the cord.  I’m all for toys that don’t require batteries.

The size and shape of the Mini?  Perfect!  It has a good heft to it but nothing that will cause my hand to be fatigued.  The massager head of the Mini is soft and has a great little curve to it that helps it nestle right in where I need it.  I was also pleased to find that the vibrations that transfer through the unit don’t bother my hand.  I don’t want to have to worry about my hand going numb while I’m working toward an orgasm!

Speaking of the vibrations…  I would compare the power of the Mini to the low setting on the Hitachi.  For me, that is quite a bit of oomph.  But it seems that the size and shape of the Mini help me better control how I experience the vibrations.  Thus, I know I’ll be more apt to use the Mini more than I ever would have used the Hitachi.

I’m thrilled to say that I can’t find one single thing about the Acuvibe Mini that I don’t like.  If you’re looking for something Hitachi-like but with the perks of being cordless, rechargeable, and small, I would highly recommend the Mini.  This toy is one of Babeland’s Staff Picks and is well worth the $60 price tag.

HNT – Evil

In my everyday life, I think I’m a pretty good girl.
With regards to sex, I enjoy being a bad girl.
But I try very hard never to be evil.

Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil