HNT – Olympic theme

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday, everyone!  This week’s theme challenge from Os was a toughy!  But we did manage to pull something out of our proverbial hats.

Alec went with a more classical theme inspired by this statue.

I chose an Olympic event though admittedly from the wrong season.

Clicky!

Ah, it was bittersweet taking this picture because I miss snowboarding so much.  This year for sure I’ll make it up!

As you wish

“Have a really good day,” he said to me in a suggestive tone this morning, his eyes and sly smile conveying his true meaning.  I knew exactly what he meant.

A few hours later with this on my clit

and this in my pussy

and him on my mind, I got down to business.  Locked away, not a lot of time.  But I know it won’t take long.  I know the sooner I come, the sooner I can tell him how naughty I’ve been.  So I close my eyes and imagine him, hard dick in his hand.  I rock back and forth wanting to come so I can share the fun with him but wanting to make it last because it feels so good. 

Before I know it, I’m on the edge.  I’m running out of time, I can’t drag my fun out any longer.  I push the vibrator onto my clit as much as I can stand, holding tight to the curves of the dildo with my inner muscles.  A second later I am rocked with with waves of pleasure.  I could remove the vibrator from my now sensitive clit but I don’t.  This makes me squirm and shake with each contraction.  Such a delicious feeling.

When I start to relax, I am good and wet, just how he likes me.  I run to fetch the camera, wanting to capture the aftermath to share with Alec.  I snap a quick shot then send it off with a teasing email to him at work.  I’ve been a bad girl, I tell him.  No, you’ve been a GOOD girl, he replies.  I smile to myself, knowing I’ve pleased him.  We now have this divine secret to carry with us for the rest of the day.   

I guess this is just more proof that sometimes, it’s good to be bad.

Renaming the Hub

He shall henceforth be known as ‘Alec’.  As in Smart Alec.  Because he is one and because he prefers Alec to Ass.

Porn for a girl like me

I’ll start off by saying I’m not a huge fan of porn.  If all porn were to disappear from the face of the earth tomorrow (perish the thought!), I wouldn’t shed a tear.  Much of the commercially-produced porn is so ridiculous, I can’t get into it.  The beautiful girls make me self conscious.  Many of the men are downright creepy looking.  And some of the sex acts (pussy slapping?  really?) leave me scratching my head.  But I’ll also admit that there have been times that a sexy video here and there has spiced things up for Hub and me.  So it can’t be all bad, right?

I’ve narrowed down my tastes enough to be able to say that the kind of porn I like features REAL people.  I would much rather watch a mildly attractive real couple having unscripted sex than a perfect 10 man and woman (or two women) acting out scenes.  For me, genuine enjoyment is much more exciting than fantasy sex.  Maybe it’s the voyeur in me that enjoys watching the real people, as if I’m peeking in on their secret, sexy action.  Whatever the reason, to me, real people equals real hot.

Next on my list of Coy Approved Porn would be videos featuring girl-on-girl action.  If those girls happen to not look like the typical porn star (as per my first preference – real people), all the better!  But being that I’m not that in to porn, where do I look to find something that fits the bill?  Amazing husband to the rescue!  If girl-on-girl videos are what his wife wants, girl-on-girl videos are what his wife gets.  Hub’s searching, with my criteria in mind, led him to Abby Winters.  These videos are unscripted sex with pretty but normal looking girls.  Jackpot!  Not long after his discovery, low and behold, The Girl Sessions DVD arrives at my door.  What a sneaky guy he is.  Though I haven’t watched the entire video, I would highly recommend it.

I believe the only remaining category of porn I’d spend my time watching would include:  sex acts I’d like to recreate.  I’m just starting to delve into this area and I think it would be fun to start compiling a “to do” list of favorites.  I must get going with my research!  I’m sure my faithful assistant will have no problem helping me with my investigation.  I posted one favorite the other day in my ’Bits and pieces‘ entry.  The scene involves a very happy looking woman giving a blowjob/handjob to a man that results in cum all over her breasts.  That one should be easy enough to tick off the “to do” list, shouldn’t it?  It also leaves me wondering why haven’t we already done this?  Apparently I’ve been living under a rock where I was unaware of how hot I think cum on tits is.

When it comes to porn, I am a woman of simple tastes:  give me real people, give me girl/girl action, give me actual couples engaging in play I want to recreate with my husband (or another girl).  As Hub and I pick our way through the internet, combing through the vast quantities of sex videos out there, we’ll be sure to share our favorite finds with you.  And if you should have a video that fits my requirements, please send us the link.  After all, it’s only polite to share!

Licky

I find this video and song both sexy and annoying.  It’s like a car wreck, I know I should keep on moving but I just can’t look away.

Bits and pieces

Just a few random things…

• Pink bondage tape arrived in the mail yesterday.  WAHOO!  My husband is so good to me.  Expect pictures and a review this week.
• Don’t you hate it when a super sexy moment is ruined by something silly?  The husband took me outside last night into the cool night air (our house was sweltering).  Neighbors on one side of us were having a party and there was the possibility of being seen by the neighbors on the other side of us as well.  He laid me down on a blanket in the grass and started kissing me.  All was well for a few minutes until….  the stupid ass bugs started to eat me!  And when they weren’t eating me, they were buzzing in my ear.  I’d like to say I’m the kind of lady who wouldn’t let a few little bugs get to me but I can’t.  Bugs on me=I can’t concentrate on sexy fun=I’m not having any sexy fun.  But all was not lost.  We had a good laugh about the insects and took our activities back inside.  We planted ourselves in front of a fan and orgasms were had by all.  Take that, mosquitoes!
• Barring any unforeseen developments, we’ll be hitting up the strip club next Saturday.  I’m torn – visit the club we usually go to or try a new one?
• Half-Nekkid Thursday is going Olympic this week.  Check out the details here.  My terribly uncreative mind is having a hard time with this one.  But I’m sure we’ll have fun figuring something out.
• I had a lovely date with my man today.  We went to see The Dark Knight and then, since the kids didn’t want to leave the grandparents yet, out to dinner and… wait for it… Target.  Oh so romantic!  The evening was filled with fun, flirting, and discussion about some of our fellow bloggers.  Great dinnertime conversation! 
• To finish off, here’s a hot little video that I’ve added to my favorites.  Enjoy!

HNT – National Creamsicle Day

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday, everyone!  And happy National Creamsicle Day as well.  I have no idea what you’re supposed to do to celebrate this “holiday”, other than eat creamsicles, so I guess that’s what we’ll be doing.  Creamsicles just feel like summer, don’t they?

Edit:  Found a hot half-nekkid picture of the Hub to add!

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