“I’d like to thank the Academy…”

Thank you alcohol, Hitachi Magic Wand, and my husband’s skillful tongue for a wonderful night last night.  Were any one of you missing from the action, the results would have been lovely, sure, but not the epic performance of which I was part last night.  I would also like to give an honorable mention to my husband’s fingers and my lactating breasts.  Fingers, you are versatile players.  Appearing not only in my pussy and ass, but pulling the milky goodness from my breasts.  You also worked flawlessly with the rest of the hand, bringing stinging blows to my anxiously awaiting rear.  Bravo,  my friends.  Lest you think me daft, please be assured I have not forgotten the star of the show:  the cock.  A stellar performance; you kept going right to the end.  Your finale left me breathless.  You are gracious, letting others share the spotlight, but you never let me forget who the lead player is.

Thank you all for the parts you played in making me a most satisfied woman.